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Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."
So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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Whilst working for a Reprographic company, I was supposed to be trained in Photoshop, Illustrator and the like. Instead, I became the company odd-job man. One of my main duties was to keep track of all the imagesetters and work-flow. Of course, sometimes there would be hours of doing sweet F.A. So what i used to do is browse many websites with a Repro file open in illustrator in the background. Any time I thought someone was coming over to me or anything, i would switch to it and say that's what I was doing. All went well for a week or 2, until i was called into the officce and presented with a REAM of printout of, and I quote, "a selection of the sites I'd been on". Jesus! How many sites did I go through!?!
after that, it went from internet skiving to the age old trick of visiting different departments, chatting for 20 mins and moving on to the next with a folder to look busy. That, and playing Solitaire on my mobile in the imagesetter rooms...
Then there was the time I was working off-site at a customers as a Mac Operator. My own desk, my own Mac, sat in the corner with only a wall behind me. Looking through the Mac whilst not busy and what do I find? World of Warcraft and MSN Messenger installed. Cue me chatting to my mates whilst playing on my mate's WoW account with my own character for hours a day. Even got caught playing by the customer's staff. Nothing said, though. Go me!
Click "I like this!" and more Repro stories will follow...
( , Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:37, 3 replies)
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spawny git, getting paid to play wow can't be bad.
Have a click.
( , Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:17, closed)
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Stop with the 'I Like This' blackmail
If you want to post more Repro stories, go right ahead, but don't expect me to click just to hear them.
I only click 'I Like This' if I genuinely like the post, not because I'm asked to
( , Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:29, closed)
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Sorry, new to the whole posting malarkey, I thought it was something just put, like length jokes.
( , Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:36, closed)
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