Faking itRakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."
So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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Sigh.....
I write a lovely story about mindless violence and you want to know about his name.
OK.
The reason he's called Notwombat was because another of our mob was called Wombat. He looked similar to the gut in the story and was often mistaken for him. This didn't sit well.
So, one night, after several people calling him Wombat, he started drunkingly ranting:
"GET IT RIGHT!!"
"I'M NOT WOMBAT"
"I'M NOT WOMBAT"
"I'M NOT WOMBAT"
So, of course, we all replied.:
"OK, NOTWOMBAT!!"
And the name stuck.
The pub? The City Tavern?
The era? 1981 when Norman The Puff still ran it...
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:40,
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