fake dyke
on a night out with friends, i was approached y a rather ugly gentleman, who offered to buy me a drink. not wanting to take his money(as i knew it wasn't going to get him anywhere), i politely declined.

for the next 2 hours, he persisted in his pursuit of me, asking me to dance and attempting to ply me with drinks. he just wouldn't take no for an answer.

finally, my patience wore out. i didn't have te heart to call him ugly, so i told him i was a lesbian, hoping that this would get rid of him.
"i don't believe you", he said.
i called my friend over and said "aren't i a lesbian?" all the while giving her frantic eye signals in the hope that she would play along.

she played along, alright.

"of course you are!" she said, then proceeded to put her arms around my neck and start kissing me!
clearly disgusted, my would-be suitor gave us a dirty look and walked away.
my plan had worked, but the rest of the night was very uncomfortable.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:46, 4 replies)

I'm surprised he didn't ask if he could join the two of you

( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:41, closed)

Uncomfortable?
Was one of you not sure how fake it was?
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 22:05, closed)

disgusted?
I think that guy was faking being into women.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:12, closed)

@namdrah
it was certainly fake from my point of view, but i have my doubts about her. i've since heard that she tried it on with another female friend of ours some time later. she's married now, but you never know.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:46, closed)