Short but sweet...
You know that bit in the wedding vows where you promise to “forsake all others”? The bit where you look lovingly into each others eyes, and tremble inwardly in anticipation of the lifetime of happiness, fulfilment and sex on tap that you have to look forward to? You say the words to each other, and really, REALLY mean it. This is it. This is the one. The one person I shall live the rest of my days with; the person who will be by my side as I get wrinklier, and saggier, and they won’t mind.

My ex-wife managed to convince me that she meant every word. For about seven years, anyway. Then I found out that she regarded it as an optional extra, akin to having indicators on a BMW.

Still, it’s not stopping me from doing all over again next year… and this time it’s for keeps. Yay!

Despite how this might sound, I’m not bitter about the experience. Well, not any more. I’ve got the better end of deal in retrospect.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:41, 5 replies)

Granted I don't know the
future Mrs DG all that well, other than what she's posted on here, but I'd agree that you got the better end of the deal.

Congrats on your impending nuptials both of you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:44, closed)

Cheers becky
Look forward to seeing you again in August
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 18:29, closed)

Woohoo!
Good for you. From the very little I know about the two of you, you seem like a fucking ace match : )
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 18:43, closed)

Let's just say
that we compliment each other quite nicely! :-)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 22:07, closed)

^ yeah
Your arse looks lovely in those jeans....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:26, closed)