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This is a question Faking it

Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."

So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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I started working in a supermarket. I have this very husky quiet voice so i constantly get asked if i have a sore throat. It hasn't been a problem so far but after getting sick of the strange look when i replied "no, this is my normal voice" i've taken to just answering "yes".

It's not a problem as far as the work goes. I can raise my voice when i have to but if any of the customers become regular it's going to seem a little strange.
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:42, 3 replies)
It's okay, I can relate.
I just resign myself to repeating myself.
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 15:21, closed)
i have no problem with repeating myself
it's just the wtf looks i get. i often have to repeat myself for old biddies who are hard of hearing.

I have a question for you and i'm looking for an answer other than make-shift lube ;p

Why would someone buy a newspaper, bread and 8 packs of lard? O.o

That happened yesterday and i'm still wondering if there's any other answer
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 15:52, closed)
^that's easy
They wanted to make bread and lard balls (fnarr fnarr) to feed to the birds while relaxing with the newspaper on the weekend.

What sick things were you imagining?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:23, closed)

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