Pub nutters are brilliant.
I was doing evenings in a pub last year, and this crazy old guy, Neil, walked in and said, 'RIGHT. I'll give you one million pounds right now if you can answer this one, simple question...'
'Go on,' I said.
'What is the biggest organ in the human body?' He asked like a boggle-eyed Anne Robinson, stroking his hands with glee because he clearly thought that nobody would know the answer.
'The skin,' I replied, bemused.
He left, but now owes me £1,000,000.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 15:18, Reply)