Cunt-ish
On the flip side, I've done charity work for four years, worked with the homeless, looked after disabled parents and work bloody hard to provide for my wife.

No, I don't feel proud about what I did in 2)but in fairness, the girl in question was a bunny-boiler (like she was introducing me to her folks as her fiance two hours into our FIRST date) and, also, it was her idea to do the threesome thing, so I don't feel overly bad about it - no-one got hurt and I did the gentlemanly thing and dumped her pretty sharpish.

I do think 1) was just funny. The girl crying was just weird - we ask where the train station is in bad german and she bawls like a toddler. In hindsight, she was either mentally deficient in some way or doing some heavy duty smack.

As for 3), well, the only one who got upset was the stalker-type and he really should have taken the hint when she kept telling him to fuck off...no?

And, yes, number 5 is true. Weirdly, the job application form is classified, but is freely downloadable from their website. Bizarre...lol
(Chad, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:40, Reply)