Faking itRakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."
So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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Not me but a friend of mine...A friend of mine has recently 'acquired' a 6-year old boy along with his Polish mother as a girlfriend. Needless to say, all the wonders of England are a real eye-opener for the little chap. He was in my garden the other day, and turned over a piece of wood to find lots of woodlice.
"What are they?" asks the little chap.
"Woodlice", I say.
"Yeah, you can eat them", says my friend.
"You can't say things like to him!" I explode.
"Oh, that's nothing", he says nonchalantly, then turns to the little boy and asks "What's that great English delicacy I told you about?"
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"Mousebiscuits"
(, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 17:19, Reply)
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