Faking itRakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."
So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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5:30 this morning, some one buzzes my door entry. Which is unusual as it usually turned off. I ignore it. It buzzes again I ignore it again. Again it buzzes so I stumble out of bed pick up the hand set and in a fake French accent say Hello, why in French I have no idea I was half asleep at the time. All I hear is a hehehehe, the voice sounded just like Mutley from wacky races. Friggin Dutch twat was faking it as well. 5:35 I go back to sleep.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 9:20, 3 replies)
Did someone really buzz you at 5.30am?Bastards
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 9:43,
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Yes 5:30 this morning.The flats entrance is on a busy street containing mostly bars so that’s why the system is usually turned off. But the landlord must have been round during the day and he always switches it on !
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 10:09, closed)
Bloody idiots.Once I had someone banging on my door at 5am in the morning as some idiot had blocked the guys car in... So the guy went round every house in the area waking EVERYBODY up to see whos car it was.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:35, closed)
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