Frank Bruno
Ok then, I actually don't hate you as much as alot of other pre-named celebs, but for fuck sake know your limits.

I went to a nightclub a few years back, well after the "Bruno-Tyson" era and his in-ring abilities of being punched by others was all but a memory. As we were having a few drinkies and insulting the local sluts, the music suddenly dies down and an announcement was made. Big Frank himself was to DJ for our amusements.

I swear to god it sounded like he was still wearing his boxing gloves while trying to mix. I genuinely felt sorry for him, but at the same time I wanted him to stop making that fucking noise from the decks, while waving his free hand like we were all bouncing at Glastonbury.

Give it up, please.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 16:14, 5 replies)

Nigel Benn..
.. once DJ'ed for a club in Halifax back in the nineties, just as the whole House music thing was kicking off in the commercial clubs.

Quite suprisingly, he was rather good - and he rocked the place too!
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 10:18, closed)

Well this was like just into the naught-ies
I thought my ears were having a fit.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 14:19, closed)

I couldnt really imagine Bruno on the decks..
What kind of music was he playing?

Dance, Chart, Rock (*sniggers..*), RnB lol?

The mental picture just doesn't make sense.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 17:03, closed)

dance and RnB
Basically.....it was terrible lol
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:29, closed)

Didn't
he, Paul Daniels and Phil Collins say that they were going to leave the country if the labour party won the election in 1997?

I couldn't get down the polling station fast enough!

Sadly, it was only Collins who had the conviction to come through for us!
(dchurch bah, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:27, closed)