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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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Autobots Transform!!!!
My eldest son and I have a ritual of whoever gets up earliest on a weekday has to wake up the other one in a specific way. The person that wakes up first will put on the Optimus Prime voice changing mask, switch it on, grab the sonic screwdriver placed next to it and go into the bedroom of the sleeping victim.

I’ve lost every sodding day this week, but hearing Optimus Prime tell me to get out of bed usually makes a decent start to the day (The sonic screwdriver is used to shine it into the sleeping persons prised open eyes, and will only be used if the person still in bed hasn’t woken up after the mask makes the transforming sound).
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:38, 2 replies)
If someone shone a light in my eye
to wake me up, they'd feel the back of my hand, and no mistake :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:20, closed)
I would have kicked his ass if he had done it first
but I will admit that it was me that used the sonic screwdriver first.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:03, closed)

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