
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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some people talk about putting the spoon through the bottom of the shell to stop the witches using it or similar.
I used to turn the egg upside down in the cup, draw a smiley face on it with a felt tip pen, and then stove in that smug bastard's skull.
I hadn't thought about this in years, as I'm not really a fan of boiled eggs. I wonder if the two things are connected...
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:19, 4 replies)

and as a chisler, I used to get me Ma to put it in a cup for me but that was really funny! *click*
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:21, closed)

My sig is for you, btw. I had pork for dinner last night and the crackling was really addictive.
Peep Show FTW :)
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:25, closed)

The witches will make boats out of them and cause mischief on the seas. It's your public duty!
( , Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:57, closed)
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