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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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I've been reminded of what I used to do after eating a boiled egg
some people talk about putting the spoon through the bottom of the shell to stop the witches using it or similar.

I used to turn the egg upside down in the cup, draw a smiley face on it with a felt tip pen, and then stove in that smug bastard's skull.

I hadn't thought about this in years, as I'm not really a fan of boiled eggs. I wonder if the two things are connected...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:19, 4 replies)
I love a boiled egg
and as a chisler, I used to get me Ma to put it in a cup for me but that was really funny! *click*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:21, closed)
That's quite disturbing.
My sig is for you, btw. I had pork for dinner last night and the crackling was really addictive.

Peep Show FTW :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:25, closed)
SMASH THE EGGS
SMASH THOSE WHORISH EGGS! SMASH THEM
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:31, closed)
Yup
The witches will make boats out of them and cause mischief on the seas. It's your public duty!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 22:57, closed)

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