Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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Squeeze my headWhen I was but a littlefanny whenever I had to go the loo for a number two I would shout my Mum too come and 'Squeeze my head' (hands either side and squeeze in) as this helped remove the offending poop. (I confess to still doing this whenever a nasty bout of constipation hits)
I also used to call the window cleaner Dad. No reason.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:59, 1 reply)
And um...doesn't your mum mind squeezing your head while you are pooing?
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 18:16,
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