Family codes and rituals
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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When Urban Myths come true
Once, I argued with my brother
It reached a point where I said 'Oh, Fuck you'
He said 'Fuck me? Fuck me? I'll fuck you. I'll fuck you like I fucked your Mum'
At which point I laughed.
And so did he.
Obviously he had heard the old story and said it on purpose.
But it doesn't change the fact that every now and then you will hear me or my brother say to one another 'I fucked your Mum'
( , Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:37, Reply)
Once, I argued with my brother
It reached a point where I said 'Oh, Fuck you'
He said 'Fuck me? Fuck me? I'll fuck you. I'll fuck you like I fucked your Mum'
At which point I laughed.
And so did he.
Obviously he had heard the old story and said it on purpose.
But it doesn't change the fact that every now and then you will hear me or my brother say to one another 'I fucked your Mum'
( , Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:37, Reply)
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