Soaps reminds me
My father used to ritually pat each pocket, "Got my wallet, got my keys..." then he would grab his genitals "Got my dick!" He would stride triumphantly out the door to work.

All of my many brother do this to the consternation of their wives. I do it to scandalized whispers of "Shut up! Shut up, someone will hear you! Shutupshutupshutup!" from dignified Mr. Dub.



Why did he marry me?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 0:47, 4 replies)

heh heh.
My old Aunt used to have a simialr saying when leaving the house: Shed always shout out: 'spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch'
she was in her late 80s and still doing that.
(lazy killer robot found that beer tastes better when your older, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 4:20, closed)

My Dad
Would always do that but it would be with a badly performed German accent.

My Dad's ace.
(British Steel was participating in awesomeness on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 5:11, closed)

Dave Allen used to say that while crossing himself, Catholic-style
he reckoned that's what Catholics're doing really.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 5:55, closed)

Ahhh....Dave Allen.....
Now THAT was a family ritual...!
(Sir Jester, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 6:59, closed)