Family codes and rituals
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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There are some excellent ideas above…
I think I’ll use them ALL next time.
*nom nom nom* “Finders fee”
*nom nom nom* “Further testing”
*nom nom nom* “Quality Control”
*nom nom nom* “Testing For Poison”
*nom nom nom* “Commission”
*nom nom nom* *Grabs Fingers*
*nom nom nom* “Ah HA! – Daddy Tax!”
Ay this rate, I’ll have just enough time to finish the bag of sweets before Social Services arrive and arrest me for cruelty…
( , Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:18, Reply)
I think I’ll use them ALL next time.
*nom nom nom* “Finders fee”
*nom nom nom* “Further testing”
*nom nom nom* “Quality Control”
*nom nom nom* “Testing For Poison”
*nom nom nom* “Commission”
*nom nom nom* *Grabs Fingers*
*nom nom nom* “Ah HA! – Daddy Tax!”
Ay this rate, I’ll have just enough time to finish the bag of sweets before Social Services arrive and arrest me for cruelty…
( , Tue 25 Nov 2008, 9:18, Reply)
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