Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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There was a lad in our halls in uniAnd one day we all noticed he had a tattoo on his arm that read 'Shitbag #12'. We were all really baffled at why someone would have something like this inked onto any part of their body forever so we asked him why (expecting an answer like 'oh, I was wasted one time and...'). No. Apparently all the men in his family, starting with his Dad and Uncle, were assigned a 'Shitbag' number and had to get it tattooed on their arm. This lad got into university.
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a shit uni?
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Must have beenyeah. Edge Hill
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any moroncan get into uni these days. and I'm not talking about this guy getting in, I'm saying that it's no surprise that he did
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 13:33,
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^^^Even I managed to get in to Uni - was 19 and had x5 GCSEs - nothing else!
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:13,
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