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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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We call our dog, Casper, a number of different things
like "C-Dog" or "Mr Doggles" and he's learnt that they refer to him, like your cats.

Animals are clever.

But not so clever. He still licks his own wee off his front leg after going pee-pee and missing whatever he's been aiming at.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:53, 1 reply)
I agree, they are clever...
... and "monsteros" still manages to get fucking kitty litter anywhere but in her litter tray, which in turn results in me getting the SuckySucky out.

So yes, not THAT clever.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:05, closed)
We're clearly as mad as each other because
we call our dustbuster "Billy Sucking-Machine"
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:09, closed)
I'm not sure...
...whether to be happy that someone else is clearly as strange as me.

Or disturbed.

But then I was disturbed already!
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:42, closed)

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