
Pooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
( , Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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My dad is James Dyson. We had a falling out when I was a teenager which lead me to move out. You try living in a house where your dad is inventing hoovers and hand dryers.
Not a moments fucking peace.
And when he wasn't doing that, he was in the back garden pissing about with his wheelbarrow which had a ball instead of a wheel.
What a dickhead my old man was.
( , Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)
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