Family FeudsPooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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My Nan and Grandypops are from a different generationso when me Ma told her I was getting married she was not best pleased and said,"my first great grandchild was a bastard, and now the next one's going to be a nigger." Lovely old dear.
At my father in law's funeral my wife and her siblings were all saying what a nice gentle bloke he was and how, unlike their mum who was and still is a vicious old bint, he never raised a hand to any of them. My wife's younger, but much larger sister then told a story about how my wife was playing with a knife after being told NEVER to touch it. Anyway, it slipped, sliced her hand open and she burst into tears and ran to dad crying and to get some sympathy she told dad that her younger sister did it on purpose. So the sister got one hell of a beating, the only time dad beat any of them, andshe didn't even know why until a few weeks later when my wife got back from being away at school.
They still don't get on.
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:24, Reply)
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