Family FeudsPooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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The mental image of my teeny-tiny little kid motherrunning through the streets barefoot in the pouring rain to go and find her hard as fuck grandad resonates with me. It's an image that comes too readily to my mind and I thought I'd share this.
The terrible thing is my mum's family used to own a shipping company and were fucking loaded. This cunt of a grandfather of mine gambled the fortune away before he got his well-deserved beating.
And that means now instead of living the life of luxery on a desert island somewhere I have to go to fucking work instead. Bastard.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 17:21,
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