So right,
I grew up in a working class area, raised by my mum, who was single since ever since my dad left her shortly after I was born. The area was tough but had a good sense of community. I used to spend most of my time at the local park, mucking about with a ball until, one fateful day these two lads I didn't recognise turned up there.

One of them tried to steal my ball, then they got lippy, one thing led to another and a ruck broke out out.
It wasn't a particularly big fight but it really freaked my mum out, who'd previously gone out of her way to shield me and protect me from the worst excesses of the town.
After I'd gone home and told her what had happened she said 'that's it, you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:48, 6 replies)

Fucking hell, I should put myself in The Archive for that.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:49, closed)

Archive?
What archive?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:06, closed)

The Great QOTW Fail Archive.
It's in my profle.

I Was Morderd LOVES it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:08, closed)

I'm a little bit concerned
That The Archive is becoming better reading that QOTW itself.

I also don't know whether to be proud or ashamed that I don't make an appearance.

By the by - surprised not to see the immortal lemonlips included...http://www.b3ta.com/questions/desperatetimes/post100386
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 11:33, closed)

Did you grow up iiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:20, closed)

And now
you consistently make shit movies that clog up the box office.. Those bullies have a lot to answer for!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:33, closed)