Family FeudsPooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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I heard a similar story form a container HGV driverHis firm was asked to do a "personal effects" job. Basically, the wagon turns up, the removals folk load the container and it's taken to the port and shipped to wherever the customer is emigrating.
This one was a bit different. For a start, the wagon couldn't be onsite until 0900 (usual start is sun up). It had to be gone by 1700 at the latest. The house was completely stripped, lights, electrical fittings, switches, the lot. To finish off, the crew nailed up every door and window using double point nails and then superglued the locks. Did I mention all the toilets, baths, showers and sinks were smashed with a hammer?
Moral: don't make movies on your mobile of you getting a blow job from your secretary. And REALLY don't let your wife find out.
The container went to Costa Rica.
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Fuck meThat's some 'next level' shit right there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:59,
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