Accidental Outburst causes family tension
Last night was a typical dull night at casa Bison. The sprogs had been fed, washed and were burning off what little time they had before I dragged them upstairs to bed, Mrs B was ironing tomorrows clothes and I was filling up the washing machine. During my trip to the machine with the pile of dirty clothes youngest of the three kids collides with me and starts bawling. Mrs B did not see the incident but came over to comfort her little boy while I wandered off to finish my job (Its not that I would have left him to cry he just always wants his mum when he’s upset).

Anywhoo I return to the room and the youngest immediately tells his mother that I hurt him and deserve a smacked bum for being a bad boy ( I will admit that I will give my kids a little tap when they are being little sods, nothing serious I just don’t believe in the newfangled give the kids a cuddle when they’ve done wrong). Anywhoo Mrs B sighs, says she will smack me later, hoping to calm the situation and get them off to bed.

What we didn’t realise was that my eldest was about to include his own ideas

“ I know what you’re going to do mum” says my eldest “ When we are going to bed you’re going to get Dad, bend him over and give him a good whipping with your whip”
(Parents go bug eyed while eldest son starts laughing)
After picking my jaw up off the floor I asked my son where he got such an idea from, his reply was a simple dunno and then he went off to bed.

The night continued with my missuis blaming me for projecting such a thought into the kids while I’m wondering whether I should watch my eldest a bit more closely, if he has been awake when me and my wife have been having sexytime or if my other half is a practicing dominatrix while I’m at work (For the best of my knowledge we don’t have a whup anywhere in the house).

Whatever way he got it I don't think I will be getting any naughtiness from the wife anytime soon thanks to him.

Bloody kids
(mon bison powered by magnets, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:09, 1 reply)

Sorry for lack of funnies:


Anywhoo Mrs B sighs, says she will smack me later, hoping to calm the situation and get them off to bed.

Wrong message if you did nothing wrong.

You may want to be checking the browser history on computers in your house too :)
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 19:26, closed)