its good but its not right
The following line was said by my now ex mrs whilst walking down my mum and dads stairs

"I just saw what sperm look like swimming around on your tv. I'm not happy with what you've just put in my stomach."

i was stood in front of my mum who had returned back early from her weekly shop night.

Lets just say things were a little awkward for a while....
(Cov Boy, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 17:26, 5 replies)

Christ, what a dopey thing to say....
...everyone knows her stomach acids would've neutralized the sperm and stopped them swimming pretty much immediately.

No wonder you left her :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 17:42, closed)

i thought so too

the sperm program concerned me more at the time
i asked the ex about it and she said it was some sort of educational thing
i guess it was early afternoon but what a complete clusterfuck of small events ? Karma maybe ?

I suffered silent treatment for a week which didnt bother me so much as the complete refusal of my mum to reconcile with my girlfriend...destined to fail ex i guess...selfish mum
kids do those kind of things on the bus these days...sigh
(Cov Boy, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 18:08, closed)

Fair play
She did swallow!! Give the girl some beans for that!!!
(wobbler, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 20:30, closed)

I thought I saw this the other day
You got it from Texts From Last Night
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 18:35, closed)

Ar, I saw it there too
a few days ago.

Lame, dude.
(Beacon, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:06, closed)