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Hello everyone from sunny Holland, first Post ever on B3ta so be nice !

1. We went on a family holiday to the south of France camping. I was about 7 years old I think. OK, it's lunchtime so I sit around the table with my brother on these little fold out seats. Now the ground is both hard and uneven so it's all a little unstable. We are having soup with that nice long french stick things. Powder soup ! Mom puts the powder in the bowl and goes to get the kettle as it is whistling, pours water in and gives it a stir. I then wait as the water is 99 C. I loose my balance messing around with my brother grab the table and it goes all over my legs, from that point it's all a blur really I remember a lot of people running over as I was screaming my head off but at some point a big German nurse who was also at the site heard me, ran over and picked me up and just ran with me under her arm. Next thing I am being held under some water tap by her. Fair play no real long term damage so I suppose I owe her one.
2. We went by Coach for a family holiday to somewhere close to St Tropez. Quite a long way from my home town of Birmingham UK. Anyway we are somewhere in France and it's dark, I am happily asleep shoes and socks off...all good ! I don't know how or why the next bit happened but I had got my middle toe resting on a part underneath the seat in front. The woman in front decided to recline her chair a few inches, no problem except my toe was in the small cogs that control the recline. So i woke with her pushing the seat backwards crushing my toe, I screamed so hard the coach driver pulled over and it took 30 seconds of agony before everyone worked it out.

Not spectacular but I feel a weight has been lifted, first post done :-)
(amsterdam_neild, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 12:13, Reply)