Bert and Ernie
I went on television, aged 4, to do an interpretive dance for my two biggest heroes…

Bert and Ernie.

I got to meet them, then cried, then wet myself. On television.

If you’re reading this, Bert and Ernie, I’m an adult now. If you’d like to get together for a chat over bottle of wine (pissing is extra), gaz me.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:37, 3 replies)

This wins!!!
Sod meeting the Pope, or David Beckham, or the President - I'd cut off my own balls to meet Bert and Ernie.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:11, closed)

I also met David Beckham. Also, Clinton.
Neither of them made me piss myself.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:55, closed)

Awww
That's really cute.

Wouldn't let Bert near the drink, mind...I hear he's quite an angry drunk.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:46, closed)