Try this
I've been doing this for a few years now. Its amazing the sort of reactions you get.

If you're in a pub or a club and you're a bit bored. Pick a random stranger, approach them and say enthusiastically:

"Can I have your autograph!?!"

Hand them a beer mat or a knapkin and a pen and see what happens.

Nine times out of ten they'll sign it, looking a bit bewildered.

And if you can be bothered you can start rapid-fiering random questions at them.

So far I've managed to convice some bloke he may have won the Moto GP Championship, a random girl that she should at least have been nominated for Best Supporting Actress at the Oscars, and some other fella that he would definately have played for England if it wasn't for that fucking knee injury.

Then fuck off into the night when you need another pint.

Passes the time...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:57, 1 reply)

How Spiffing!
You'll manage to bewilder and entertain in one fell swoop. Aceness.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, closed)