Im waiting for Spankyhanky .........
......to relate a lovely tale of accidentally having sex with someone famous ;)

My meagre contribution.
For some reason the smallish town I live in attracts a lot of famous people, many more in summer, must be something to do with the very famous music festival they have every june ;)
Musicians, soap actors up to Hollywood A listers
So many times Ive passed someone on the street, done that I sort of i recognise you but forget where from half smile at them, then only later realised its cos Ive seen them on the screen.
They must be used to that though.
Gave directions to Catherine Zeta Jones, the guy I was with didnt recognise her and nearly fainted afterwards when I told him.
Had a conversation about knickers with an actor from Emmerdale ( dont ask)
Lots more, but too boring to relate.
Ive never gushed or asked or autographs etc, TBH they are just people.
But once and only once did i lose it.
Rushing to the bank just before closing I collided with a couple,nearly knocked him right over into the road.
Aplogised, he said something like, thats ok no problem.
Then I see lots of people pointing and gaping.
Only then do I really look at them.
Its David Bowie and Iman.
By this time they have passed by, I walk mesmerised into the bank and then totally mong out, forget what Im called and how to write my signature.
Apparently I was as white as a sheet.
I nearly knocked over David Bowie FFS!

I did once go to see an actor after a play in London.
I had absolutely the biggest crush ever.
All day I'd been thinking of what to say, how to say it.
I was going to be polite, charming and witty
Went to get his autograph and couldnt say a word, turned to incoherant mush.
I still cringe

Have always wanted to meet Christopher Lee, but some folks who have said it wasnt the best experience, so i'll leave that one to fantasy
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 21:47, Reply)