While we wait for Spanky's story of having sex with a celebrity
by accident of course...You know when you decide that the best way to get into someone you like's pants is to shag their mate?

That was the course of action I decided upon to get Graham Coxon to notice me...I shagged Alex the bassist instead.

Didn't work as he wasn't even there - London Astoria '95 NME Brat awards. Boy did I end up with egg on my face.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 22:12, 6 replies)

Blimey becks
You must have been a young 'un.. and he must have been....

the naughty man!

Actually, my mate Claire did the same with the singer from Machine Head around the same time.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 22:26, closed)

I was waiting for this to turn up on here...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 22:31, closed)

meh
Ive also posted that Im waiting for a Spanky accidental sex with celebrity post ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 22:41, closed)

My bro twatted Damon Albarn if that counts...
...DA went to our school and had a reputation for being an irritating little shit.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Apr 2009, 22:49, closed)

Somehow
I don't think that was egg.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 22:54, closed)

If it was Alex
It could have actually been egg.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 0:26, closed)