I'm your biggest FanTell us about your heroes. No. Scratch that.
Tell us about the lengths you've gone to in order to show your devotion to your heroes. Just how big a fan are you?
and we've already heard the fan jokes, thankyou
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chthonic, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:31)
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Death of a Tortured GeniusMy mate Steve is a HUGE Elliott Smith fan. A few years back I met Steve in our local and he was inconsolable. Apparently the angelic-voiced musical genius had taken a kitchen knife and stabbed himself in the heart earlier that day, ending a somewhat tourtured time on Earth, what with the heroin addiction and having to perform at the Oscars one time.
I remember Steve, sobbing like a big girl into his beer as he relayed the story: "Do you know what this means, Spanky?" He said, all serious and pale.
I thought about it for a moment...
"He couldn't find the knife block?"
Didn't go down too well, I can tell you...
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SpankyHanky, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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