I'm your biggest FanTell us about your heroes. No. Scratch that.
Tell us about the lengths you've gone to in order to show your devotion to your heroes. Just how big a fan are you?
and we've already heard the fan jokes, thankyou
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chthonic, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:31)
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The hurricaneAbout 12 years ago now, I was in a relationship with a girl who had the most magnificent knockers in the world but thats another story. Anyway she was working in cheltenham and commuting from birmingham by train. I used to drop her off at new street and pick her up at about 7pm. I pulled onto the pick up place and low and behold, staggering along, holding onto the wall for dear life was Alex Higgins (a personal hero of mine). I picked up the bird and drove off doing another round to get a closer look. There was an old man bothering him to which the Hurricane turned around and I was just in time to see him take a swing at the guy whilst shouting "gerrrrr te FUCK, ye FUCKING CUNT!" I pissed myself at this and drove off.
On the way home she told me that he had commented on her knockers and begged her to go with him to his hotel.
I would have....
(, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:00, Reply)
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