Sadly from Snopes, but great nonetheless:
Friend of a friend of a friend was somehow at a dinner with Sean Connery
and his cronies at Gleneagles last weekend. Everyone was getting nicely
pickled and chatting about cinematic anecdotes - then someone asks: "what
we really want to know, Sean, is who was the best shag you ever had?" He
grins, and says: "too many journalishts and gobshites here, boysh." Fair
enough. Everyone gets far more pissed, and just before the revels end,
said friend of a friend of a friend gets tapped on shoulder. It is a very
pissed Connery, who simply says: "Petula Clark. 1963. Up the arsh." And
walks away to his waiting car.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:05, Reply)