Thank you very much mate
I am very much a man of peace, but I will find a way of wreaking some kind of vengeance on that fellow if indeed that's him.


*EDIT* I Google imaged that name and I don't think that's him. Long dark hair, I was told. Hmmmm...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:41, 1 reply)

Painful retribution on a footballer?
Where do I sign?
( Cawl, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:12, closed)

And 100% justified, too
It was fucking awful. I was two hours' travel away from her and had to hear it happen live on the phone, powerless to do anything. She wouldn't let me call the old bill either.


*seethes*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:27, closed)

This sounds totally valid grounds
For beating him like a recently-toppled statue of Saddam Hussein.
( Cawl, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:42, closed)

Yup
a literal shoeing is required.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:46, closed)

Preferably
With one of Rosa Klebb's clogs...
( Cawl, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:03, closed)