Acting out your fantasiesA friend one told me: "Don't believe a word what people say about threesomes. They're too much like hard work." Have you ever tried acting out your fantasies (sexy or otherwise)? How did it go?
Thanks to D.R and Quinch for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:21)
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Yet another boring threesome taleWhen I was at Uni my girlfriend asked me if I would like a threesome. "With two guys or two girls?" I enquired. "Two girls of course" she replied. Get in! I replied that it would interest me and she immediately said that she had found the other girl and that she was up for it, but she didn't want to be penetrated she just wanted a lesbian experience with my girlfriend. Alarm bells should have been ringing but I just thought "No Worries, I'll take the missus whilst she goes down on the other girl"
So girlfriend goes off to arrange this and calls me and tell me to meet her at the Parade bar (not a bad place for a student bar) so off I go and I spot the girlfriend chatting to some guy at the end of the bar (who can't see where this is going?) I go over and am introduced to the other guy, a seemingly nice bloke called Sarah.
Like magic the penny drops. My girlfriend doesn't want a threesome, she wants to experiment with another woman without cheating on me and Sarah just wants to fuck my girlfriend. Due to Sarahs boyish good looks I didn't fancy her in the slightest. I took the girlfriend to one side and told her I didn't really want to have a threesome anymore. She told all her mates that she had offered me a threesome with another girl and I had bottled it because I was scared (leaving out the part about the other girl looking like Peter Pan) I never got another chance at a threesome. Now I'm in my 30's it all just seems like too much hard work. Add that to the tale of my friend who bought in another woman to spice things up and the two women now live happily ever after and he is forever alone, I've really gone off the idea of what was once my fantasy.
TL:DR Yet another "Man gets offered threesome sex but doesn't fancy one of the girls"
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Peej, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:38,
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You bummed a fella didn't you? (, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:31, closed)
It's nice that people are putting the 'boring' disclaimer into more and more posts.I mean ... it's completely superfluous ... but at least it shows some humility.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:45,
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The self-awareness shown of late is quite refreshing.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:33,
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