* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Another.........Just remembered one time when my best mate was round at mine for some gaming, whilst I was busy 'raiding tombs' (I forget the actual name of the game).... 'best' friend decided it would be fun to walk round behind me, drop trou' and place both cheeks (and I fear some anus) directly on back of my head (damn you low-backed sofa!) and let rip with a full force botty burp which damn near centre-parted my hair.
Needless to say I was not amused and later on washed and re-washed my hair in fear of the poo particles festering in my scalp.
Nice.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:57, Reply)
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