How to clear a field in two minutes (incorporating Sarah Cracknell's minge)
So, I paid good money to go to the Reading Festival one year.

One of the big drawers was Siouxsie and the Banshees, playing their first dates in absolutely YEARS, and there was much anticipation as a bumper crowd assembled in front of the main stage.

The band came on, they played their new single ("Kiss them for me"), the crowd cheered their anticipation, and Siouxsie stepped up to the mic to welcome the audience.

"We're not going to treat you like kids and play any of the old stuff... here's a track from the new album."

It was Spinal Tap Jazz Odyssey, all over again. I was pretty near the back, and the sight of 20,000 people physically slumping, saying "Fuck it" and wondering over to the second stage will live with me for a long time.

At the same festival I also saw Sarah Cracknell out of St Etienne's minge by mistake. That, too, will live with me for some time.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:47, 4 replies)

I think this story would benefit
from expanding the story of Ms Cracknell's lady garden...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:49, closed)

Sarah Cracknell's crack...
...will be done as a seperate story.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:55, closed)

That
was reported in the NME at the time, was it not?
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:44, closed)

It was indeed
There was a fair old crowd watching the spectacle, I amongst them.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:06, closed)