November 3rd, 1991 Australian Grand Prix, Adelaide
Trying to impress young lady

Gold Pass tickets, Brabham straight $260.00
Double spa room, Hyatt Regency, Adelaide $180.00
Lots of overpriced drinks $100.00

Race being stopped after 16 of 81 laps due to torrential rain that turned everything into a swamp, her saying "well at least we can stay for the after race concert!", waiting 6 hours in the pissing rain and mud to see Paul Fucking Simon!

Priceless
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:44, 2 replies)

You can't leave it there
Given your opening line, everyone will want to know whether you got a shag out of it.
(Capo, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:48, closed)

sadly no
Paul Simon was to inspirational in a religous fervour sort of way - fucking hippy cunt, i hate him to this day
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:55, closed)