Want that genuine festival feel but can't afford a ticket ?
Simple! Tape a cd cover featuring a photo of your favorite artist at the end of your garden and hook up an ipod with the speakers set on super-distort. Wait until it starts raining, go outside, turn on the ipod and peer and squint at the photo whilst getting thoroughly piss wet through to your bones. For added realism don't wash or have a poo for three days first, smother yourself in human excriment and piss, and charge yourself a tenner for a plate of under cooked super noodles.
(Big Grant, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:22, Reply)