Long Beach Blues Festival
2 years ago, the first time husbandthesecond kicked me out, one of my friends had spare tickets to the Long Beach Blues Festival. I love the blues, so agreed to go with him.

You gotta remember, this guy's in his 60's, long hair and looks like a tramp. He also has a long beard so his nickname is Osama. However, he's worth quite a few million bucks.
Spent a couple of hours walking around in the blazing hot sun, pouring water over ourselves, other people and drinking lashings of margaritas.

We move over to one tent, and a lady was singing the blues. She then went into one of those rambling "talking blues" moments and asked "is anyone here with someone else's wife".......and Don stood up, raised his hand and said "I am!".

The entire tent pissed themselves laughing.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:06, Reply)