My friend asked me to come to a festival.
I took way too much 'special K', stripped down to my underpants, and started telling everyone how much I loved them while stroking their cheeks. My friend was really embarrassed after I did this to someone he knew, he started telling me I was a disgrace and he wished he'd never invited me. In my 'delicate' state it kind of freaked me out and I started thinking everyone was looking at me and talking about me. I was shaking, hiding from everyone, almost crying...I had to have a few cold ales to calm down, and I was still a bit jumpy for the rest of the time. Ian Paisley was good though.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:27, Reply)