as a crusty i've been to a few
i'll try to keep it brief

glastonbury, many years ago, the toilets were set up over a huge pit which filled, rapidly, with waste. said toilets collapsed dropping ten or so folk in. yes. seriously. in small plastic cupboards as the waters (they wished it was water) rose. the toilet faeries were there and hosed them down and payed for new clothes. talked to the stall owner who furnished them. he did discounts all the way and then made a couple of the folk rum coffees. we alternatly gagged our way through the conversation at the stench from 50 feet away.

breaking into glastonbury over the wall at night. and realising we had dropped into the security compound (hullo Mez if yer reading this :D). Scuttled through the gates into the festival giggling.

trying NO2 and having to be carried/dragged to the tent by my incredibly patient GF. i do not reccomend it as a way to finish the night. i woke up with my feet out of the tent all puckered and blue and like lumps of painful stone.

witnessed jumping a 5 bar gate into the sacred space at glastonbury. not vaulting using a hand. strainght jumping. i dont remember doing it but witnesses made me try it again the next morning. i did not succeed. in a horribly mangled way.

Trying to stop a girl who was much too young molesting me. Ended up finding her brother to make her stop. that was an interesting conversation...

Hving run out of money/food but still having some green walking past a noodle bar to hear a member of staff say "we can't just throw that away". i aided them in not throwing a HUGE pile of noodles away by eating 3 servings and informing other hungry revellers. i swapped green for noodly goodness and all was well. 2 hours later woke up sunburnt and with a swollen noodlebaby belly.

i could go on and on but wont so last one? Solfest. just love it. See ya there! :D
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:37, 3 replies)

Click
for "noodlebaby belly"
(Blue_in_Exile, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:59, closed)

:D
thankee!
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:14, closed)

I have also clicked for 'noodlebaby belly'.
I made I snort.
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, closed)