I can understand people not liking them...
The stories that come out of festivals, are almost completely related to not washing, eating or pooing properly for 3 days. Some people don't like that, or camping, or annoying 16 year olds away for the weekend for the first time without mum or dad (my personal worst aspect of festivals). Some people just don't like that stuff.

Also, I've never had a cock up my arse, and I'm not going to try that just because Graham Norton tells me it's the best thing since sliced bread...
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:48, 1 reply)

That's
a very difficult analogy to argue with.

You're right as well, all we'll have this week is a lot of stories about effluent, vomiting, tripping and smegma. But the fact is people love festivals DESPITE this, which says a lot. The same must hold true for the post-GCSE teenie-boppers - people still like the festival, even if they hate that aspect.

And you should definitely try a cock up the arse - it's just top-notch.

(May not have experienced this personally, but am sure that I'm right)
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:35, closed)