she's too fucking short
magnificent breasts can only do so much

for example, there is such a thing as boobs too big for a tit wank
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:10, 3 replies)

Really?
I feel the need to subject this to scientific testing. Rigorous scientific testing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:15, closed)

Or so you think
I hate to be the one to break it to you, particularly after all the SERIOUZ INTERNET BUSINESS today on /offtopic, but...

You have a micro-willy.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, closed)

not true
my ex was really short and had 36 GG boobs. it just wasn't possible.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:18, closed)

Sounds like she needs to be included
as one of the test cases in my rigorous scientific testing programme.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:19, closed)

feel free
she is welsh though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:21, closed)

Oi! Not always a bad thing.

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:22, closed)

If it's wet enough
And there is contact with the female form then I could shoot my gloop in mere seconds.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:26, closed)

I submit that you are doing it wrong..
and that there's nothing wrong with short women. Some of my partners have been very well supplied in the breast department, and it's not been a problem.

Of course, I'm open to more testing, just to be sure..
(syllopsium, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:42, closed)