FestivalsMud, rubbish sex, food poisoning and the Quo replacing the headline act you've mortgaged your house to see. Tell us your experiences
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:33)
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Going all the wayWas driving up to Brum last summer to visit friends when I pulled into a service station and noticed an unsual placard for a hitchiker trying his luck in the coach lane:
'Need ride to Leeds Festival. Will suck myself off in return :)'
Confused, I suggested it would be more effective if he offered to suck them off for a lift.
'Na mate, that'd be gay.'
He was gone by the time I got back. Maybe he found some perverted trucker to lend a hand. I personally find the whole thing a little hard to swallow.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)
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