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Another Roskilde one (if you haven’t been – go, the Danes are fucking mental!!!).

Walking into the festival sight one afternoon I see a row of pissed up Danish lads, sat on deck chairs, cheering loudly whenever an attractive member of the opposite sex walked by. Then, in the style of judges at an Olympic diving event, they’d hold up a board to give the passerby a mark out of ten. They appeared to be keeping score on a seperate peice of paper, attempting to rate the hottest hotty at Roskilde. This tickled me.

Just as my group and I are trudging closer a fella wearing a tracksuit top and bottoms legs it over from the milling crowd and stands defiently infront of the row of drunken pervs. There’s a bit of a stand off. Maybe his girlfriend had been the object of their letching – maybe they’d given her a shit score. Then, in one quick flash, the fella whips down his jogging pants, strips out of his top, and stands there, hands on hips, stark bollock naked accept for his trainers and rather fetching dayglo green socks. He jiggles his cock round for a bit and starts thrusting in and out, his pale arse bobbing round, as he proceeded to fuck the invisible woman. And he was fucking her hard.

There was a slight pause while the lads in the chairs considered this latest developement. Then, as one, they raised their boards.

The fucker only went and got 10 out of 10 from each of them.

(I’d have said he was a 5 at best – his cock was absolutely tiny).
( SpankyHanky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:25, 2 replies)

How dare you!
We are cultured, reserved, artistic types. We have never, NEVER been known to get fucked on Faxe and twatted on Tuborg before doing all manner of unspeakable things in Ribe town centre while ranking all the Danish Hotties.

NEVER, Y'HEAR?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:01, closed)

The fact remains
I've seen more naked Danish boobies, lady-bits, cocks and bums than those of any other nationality... and all this is from going to Roskilde... (and, unfortunately, in all my years of going there I've only actually been in contact with some of these bits on a handful of occasions; and most of them were cocks in the fucking mosh pit).
( SpankyHanky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:13, closed)