Glasto 1997 (or 1998 or 1999 - they all blend into one another)
Were any of you there the year it was so muddy that the dance tent got flooded?

They brought in the shit-sucking sewage trucks that regularly service the portaloos on site in the afternoon to suck up the massive puddle so the tent would be usable for the evening's entertainment.

Unfortunately, someone forgot to flip the switch back to suck after previously emptying the contents of the toilets so the truck instantly started spraying the evil dregs of the toilets all over the dance tent.

It was impossible to set foot inside the tent without hurling for the rest of the weekend and most enjoyed the music from a safe distance outside.

BLEURGGHHH!!
(antigen is running away from something, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:47, Reply)