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Mud, rubbish sex, food poisoning and the Quo replacing the headline act you've mortgaged your house to see. Tell us your experiences

Question from Chart Cat

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:33)
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I consider this to be balls
And completely ineffective. Sniffer dogs can smell weed when it's in the petrol tank of a car, you think they won't smell the biff in your pot noodle, or all the residue you'll have left all over the outside?

It shows a lack of understanding too - you stick your nose over a bucket of shit with a coffee bean in there, you'll say 'that smells like shit'. The dog will go 'Ooh, shit. And coffee!'

Not to say they don't fail sometimes and that they can't ever be fooled, but very rarely and putting it in a pot noodle won't make the slightest iota of difference.

I say all this, and I painstakingly smuggled an 8th into Portugal whilst on holiday, ground, bagged, wrapped, bagged again, and put in a tub of hairgel. Worked fine, but then I found out Portugal is decriminalised anyway!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, 1 reply)
Well,
Feel free to dis-believe me. I'm telling you what actually happened.

So maybe the dog just liked my face and didn't like the look of my mate. But the dog was put on me 3 times and failed every time. And got my mate who had a crumb, literally, of green on him.

And if you read the fucking post, it's not about putting it in a Pot Noodle, it's about wrapping it up in the chilli sauce.

Drugs brought in: 1/2 ounce skunk, 10 pills, some speed, some MDMA.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:56, closed)

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