Festivals IIIt's that time of year again
I was at a free festival outside Worthing in the early 90s, expounds Richard mcbeef off the internet. A bloke went mental on the dancefloor and started hitting people. He was restrained, calmed down, but then did it again, a good three times more. Eventually he was pursued around the arena by an ever-growing number of people, like in Benny Hill. He was chased into a massive nettle patch and ended up tied to a chair.
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(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:45)
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My mate was woken up by noisy rutting from a nearby tentHe was about to shout some sarcastic encouragement when he recognised one of the voices as being his girlfriend.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:55, 6 replies)
A mate? I recognised it was your girlfriend, now wife, and as it was your tent I assumed it was you grunting in there...
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jagwap, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:06,
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Come to think of it, it was unlikely you were capable given the number of pills you'd mashed into your gurning chops all day.
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jagwap, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:08,
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Dreadful slurs.I can maintain a formidable boner on pills. I just can't achieve climax.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:16, closed)
Oh. Oh I see. (, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 10:26, closed)
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